Huffing

So I was on my way to work the other day and was listening to the radio. Focus on the Family came on...

Does your child have a problem with huffing?

Huh, I thought. I huffed a lot growing up. Sure, it's just an exhale of breath, but it can speak volumes. I still huff about things today. So surely, my future punks will more than likely have that problem too, so I should listen to this...

The results could be deadly...

A little over dramatic, sure, but yes, those spankings sure did hurt.

Stay tuned, and we'll talk about ways to handle your child's huffing.

Huh, I thought (again). This is great! I'm going to be so ahead of the game! I can get a head start on dealing with my unborn punks' huffing. This could really come in useful someday. It'll be ammunition for later! Or would it be considered sanity for later?

Thanks for staying tuned. Huffing is becoming more and more of a problem.

Has it really gone up in popularity that much? Seems like everyone does it and has done it for a long time...

So how do you handle the situation?

Yes, that's what I'd like to know, too. So get to it!

Huffing is becoming a more and more common occurrence in households. Huffing is...

Oh good grief! How long are they going to drag this out?

...the sniffing of everyday, household products to get high. It's a deadly game that could result in death.

Ummm...what????? Yeah, totally not what I was thinking at all!! So then I busted out laughing because I was so caught off guard by it all. I was still giggling about it 10 minutes later...