Me to Brent: "I wouldn't change one thing about you for the world, honey. Really, I wouldn't. When I'm angry or frustrated you calm me down, when I'm tired you help me keep going, when I'm sporadic you help me focus, and even when I really, really, even literally want to kill you, you teach me patience."
*Warning: this quote contains adult-natured material.*
Brent to me (while talking about our weekly meal menu): "I'm just not that big of a fan of asparagus. Asparagus once a week is just way too often. On the other hand, having sex with my wife once a week isn't often enough. Needless to say, you just can't compare sex with asparagus."
LOL!!! HILARIOUS! and i agree - sex definitely does not compare to asparagus, although i LOVE asparagus!
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